In an alternate universe, Miley Cyrus‘ iconic Bangerz era would've been made complete with a wild music video starring Madonna, Nelly and more superstars popping wheelies and wrestling in the mud. Unfortunately,

Two-and-a-half years before Miley Cyrus was born, Madonna was in the throes of her Blond Ambition tour, hitting the stage around the world in the now-iconic Jean Paul Gaultier cone bra. Now, 35 years later, Cyrus is celebrating the release of her latest album, Something Beautiful, in Madge’s image.

Unfortunately, Miley’s record label at the time, RCA, put the brakes on this muddy mayhem, shelving the mud wrestling scene for reasons unknown.